The Shenanigans I’ve Gotten Up To¶

Herein lies:

Anecdotes
Sexy scenes
Silly happenings
General shenanigans

Background¶

I used to do a story hour event where I’d post a list of 100 story prompts, and people would pick from the list the stories they wanted to hear. These are some of the stories that exist on that list and what the numbers in the names are from.

Entertainment only¶

These are not a proper part of the book, and shouldn’t be considered ‘cannon’ in that regard. They are here purely as entertainment, and to document the mischief and mayhem I’ve gotten up to. They are not meant to be taken as descriptions of things you should do, or even necessarily of things I should have done. But they are amusing, and often sexy, usually funny, and I was asked to include them.

Non-fiction¶

These are all true and real reports of adventures I’ve had along the way. Names have been changed to conceal identities, and minor non-critical details and conversation bits may be omitted, but otherwise the adventures happened as-described.

And please keep in mind, all of them are consensual acts, between consenting adults. Thank you very much.

Dramatis Personae¶

These are the major characters who appear in multiples of my stories and were part of my life for years. (Bit players who are only in one adventure won’t appear here. This section to be expanded as I type up more of my antics.)

Comic Nerd¶

A nerdy eighteen-year-old comic book fan I met for coffee on a cold day. What started as chatting at a pretentious little coffee shop turned into going back to my place to get out of the cold, and then turned into a lot more than that.

73: Coffee Date First Meetings

East Coast Kitten¶

A volunteer at a place I worked that came off just a little bit subby…

86: East’s First Flogging Flogging Topping

Ginger Stray¶

A feral ginger veterinary student — 99% lesbian, 100% wild. She crashed on my couch after graduating, got hit by a tow truck on her bike, and what was supposed to be a few weeks turned into six months of nursing her back to health. Loved a good paddling and could drain a man dry when she wanted to.

22: Meeting the Ginger Stray First Meetings Lesbian Topping
25: Better Oral than a Lesbian Lesbian Orgasm Control/Denial Topping

German Kitten¶

My first full-time D/s submissive and 24x7 relationship. About 7 years together, we were married for the last 2 years.

48: Mother-in-Law’s Tits Funny Germany Public
56: A Renaissance Wedding D/s Loaned Out Mogwai Public Threesome
41: Same Girl at Both Weddings D/s Mogwai Public Threesome

Leopard¶

An amazing kitten who started off as a stripper hired for my birthday party, and ended never going home. Became a major part of my life, and an adventure that is still ongoing.

9: Leopard Stripper D/s First Meetings Topping

Mogwai¶

A girl from good old New England, who messaged me out of the blue one Valentine’s Day telling me that OkCupid had said I was her top match in the world. And though sadly we are no longer together, we did date for 7 years, and eventually got married even.

33: Getting Married: Best Soundtrack Funny Public
56: A Renaissance Wedding D/s German Kitten Loaned Out Public Threesome
16: Screaming Competition Group Loaned Out Vixen
41: Same Girl at Both Weddings D/s German Kitten Public Threesome

Rainbow Kitten¶

A kitty that I adopted from the wastelands of the Midwest, and brought her to the land of civilization and kink. Started out as fuck buddies, but eventually she asked to be Owned. We dated for around 5 years.

10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s First Meetings Group Orgasm Control/Denial Sensory Deprivation Topping
68: Sleepy Kitten Sex CNC D/s Somno Topping
13: Torn Tights D/s
75: Walking a Kitten at Folsom D/s Folsom Street Fair Public

Red Panda¶

A very nice girl from Singapore that I met in a Kik group that grew into us dating for around three years. Super sweet and affectionate, she’d build her own puzzle boxes and mail them to me as care packages.

6: Meeting a Red Panda D/s First Meetings Public

The Short-Term Rental (STR)¶

A submissive belonging to a dominant friend of mine at the time. Had a unfulfilled fantasy of being whored out. I helped them fulfill that fantasy.

2: STR: Setup D/s First Meetings Loaned Out
3: STR: Accidental Book Signing D/s Loaned Out London
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Group Loaned Out London Public Topping
5: STR: Blue Lagoon D/s Iceland Loaned Out

Vixen¶

Another small-town girl. Initially offered to me by a friend “Look what I brought you!”, we ended up living together for around seven years. When she’d cum, she’d sound like a hentai movie, which led to some interesting moments.

76: Vixen Makes Me Coffee D/s
74: First Vixen Filling D/s
83: The Vixen Doing Chores D/s Orgasm Control/Denial
37: You Get Used to That D/s Free Use Public
26: Hotel Security is Not Amused Public
16: Screaming Competition Group Loaned Out Mogwai

Tags¶

Anonymous Sex¶

7: Hotel Bathroom D/s Oral Sex Slave Auctions

Bondage¶

17: The Skunk who liked Harleys Funny Orgasm Control/Denial Topping
10: Once Upon a Discord D/s First Meetings Group Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation Topping

CNC¶

58: My First CNC Class Classes D/s
68: Sleepy Kitten Sex D/s Rainbow Kitten Somno Topping

Classes¶

58: My First CNC Class CNC D/s

Creampie¶

30: The Fertile Intern Risky Sex
74: First Vixen Filling D/s Vixen
21: Gold Star Lesbian D/s Lesbian Risky Sex Virgin
6: Meeting a Red Panda D/s First Meetings Public Red Panda

D/s¶

58: My First CNC Class CNC Classes
36: Teaching Subs to Climax on Command Orgasm Control/Denial Topping
76: Vixen Makes Me Coffee Vixen
74: First Vixen Filling Creampie Vixen
83: The Vixen Doing Chores Orgasm Control/Denial Vixen
37: You Get Used to That Free Use Public Vixen
21: Gold Star Lesbian Creampie Lesbian Risky Sex Virgin
7: Hotel Bathroom Anonymous Sex Oral Sex Slave Auctions
15: Hyena Fun Gay Oral Sex Virgin
9: Leopard Stripper First Meetings Leopard Topping
10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage First Meetings Group Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation Topping
6: Meeting a Red Panda Creampie First Meetings Public Red Panda
56: A Renaissance Wedding German Kitten Loaned Out Mogwai Public Threesome
2: STR: Setup First Meetings Loaned Out The Rental
3: STR: Accidental Book Signing Loaned Out London The Rental
4: STR: Late-night London Rave Group Loaned Out London Public The Rental Topping
5: STR: Blue Lagoon Iceland Loaned Out The Rental
68: Sleepy Kitten Sex CNC Rainbow Kitten Somno Topping
13: Torn Tights Funny Rainbow Kitten
41: Same Girl at Both Weddings German Kitten Mogwai Public Threesome
75: Walking a Kitten at Folsom Folsom Street Fair Public Rainbow Kitten

Edging¶

42: Longest Edging Session Ever Orgasm Control/Denial Topping

First Meetings¶

73: Coffee Date Comic Nerd
22: Meeting the Ginger Stray Ginger Stray Lesbian Topping
9: Leopard Stripper D/s Leopard Topping
10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s Group Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation Topping
6: Meeting a Red Panda Creampie D/s Public Red Panda
2: STR: Setup D/s Loaned Out The Rental

Flogging¶

86: East’s First Flogging East Coast Kitten Topping
53: Selling Myself at Auction Group Slave Auctions Topping

Gay¶

15: Hyena Fun D/s Oral Sex Virgin

Germany¶

49: German Airport Gift Shops Funny
48: Mother-in-Law’s Tits Funny German Kitten Public

Group¶

34: A Friend’s Wedding Lesbian Public
10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s First Meetings Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation Topping
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Loaned Out London Public The Rental Topping
16: Screaming Competition Loaned Out Mogwai Vixen
53: Selling Myself at Auction Flogging Slave Auctions Topping

Iceland¶

5: STR: Blue Lagoon D/s Loaned Out The Rental

Legal Issues¶

96: Why I no Longer Play D&D Gaming Vanilla

Lesbian¶

34: A Friend’s Wedding Group Public
22: Meeting the Ginger Stray First Meetings Ginger Stray Topping
25: Better Oral than a Lesbian Ginger Stray Orgasm Control/Denial Topping
21: Gold Star Lesbian Creampie D/s Risky Sex Virgin

Loaned Out¶

56: A Renaissance Wedding D/s German Kitten Mogwai Public Threesome
2: STR: Setup D/s First Meetings The Rental
3: STR: Accidental Book Signing D/s London The Rental
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Group London Public The Rental Topping
5: STR: Blue Lagoon D/s Iceland The Rental
16: Screaming Competition Group Mogwai Vixen

London¶

3: STR: Accidental Book Signing D/s Loaned Out The Rental
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Group Loaned Out Public The Rental Topping
82: Surrounded at Heathrow Funny

Making Out¶

1: Making Out In The Airport Funny Public Threesome

Oral Sex¶

71: An Empty Movie Theatre Funny Public
7: Hotel Bathroom Anonymous Sex D/s Slave Auctions
15: Hyena Fun D/s Gay Virgin

Orgasm Control/Denial¶

36: Teaching Subs to Climax on Command D/s Topping
83: The Vixen Doing Chores D/s Vixen
25: Better Oral than a Lesbian Ginger Stray Lesbian Topping
42: Longest Edging Session Ever Edging Topping
17: The Skunk who liked Harleys Bondage Funny Topping
10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s First Meetings Group Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation Topping

Public¶

1: Making Out In The Airport Funny Making Out Threesome
71: An Empty Movie Theatre Funny Oral Sex
33: Getting Married: Best Soundtrack Funny Mogwai
34: A Friend’s Wedding Group Lesbian
37: You Get Used to That D/s Free Use Vixen
26: Hotel Security is Not Amused Funny Vixen
48: Mother-in-Law’s Tits Funny German Kitten Germany
6: Meeting a Red Panda Creampie D/s First Meetings Red Panda
56: A Renaissance Wedding D/s German Kitten Loaned Out Mogwai Threesome
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Group Loaned Out London The Rental Topping
41: Same Girl at Both Weddings D/s German Kitten Mogwai Threesome
75: Walking a Kitten at Folsom D/s Folsom Street Fair Rainbow Kitten

Risky Sex¶

30: The Fertile Intern Creampie
21: Gold Star Lesbian Creampie D/s Lesbian Virgin

Sensory Deprivation¶

10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s First Meetings Group Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Topping

Slave Auctions¶

7: Hotel Bathroom Anonymous Sex D/s Oral Sex
53: Selling Myself at Auction Flogging Group Topping
8: Slave Auction Stamps Funny

Somno¶

68: Sleepy Kitten Sex CNC D/s Rainbow Kitten Topping

Threesome¶

1: Making Out In The Airport Funny Making Out Public
56: A Renaissance Wedding D/s German Kitten Loaned Out Mogwai Public
41: Same Girl at Both Weddings D/s German Kitten Mogwai Public

Topping¶

36: Teaching Subs to Climax on Command D/s Orgasm Control/Denial
86: East’s First Flogging East Coast Kitten Flogging
22: Meeting the Ginger Stray First Meetings Ginger Stray Lesbian
25: Better Oral than a Lesbian Ginger Stray Lesbian Orgasm Control/Denial
9: Leopard Stripper D/s First Meetings Leopard
42: Longest Edging Session Ever Edging Orgasm Control/Denial
17: The Skunk who liked Harleys Bondage Funny Orgasm Control/Denial
10: Once Upon a Discord Bondage D/s First Meetings Group Orgasm Control/Denial Rainbow Kitten Sensory Deprivation
4: STR: Late-night London Rave D/s Group Loaned Out London Public The Rental
53: Selling Myself at Auction Flogging Group Slave Auctions
68: Sleepy Kitten Sex CNC D/s Rainbow Kitten Somno

Vanilla¶

96: Why I no Longer Play D&D Gaming Legal Issues

Virgin¶

21: Gold Star Lesbian Creampie D/s Lesbian Risky Sex
15: Hyena Fun D/s Gay Oral Sex